THE CHINESE PHYSICISTS INVENT GRAVITY AND FORGET HOW THEY DID IT
This is what they told me in 1963. I had heard a similar thing in Texas in December of 1962. According to Erica they
had implemented a four way symmetry which causes gravity and it was time to invent galaxies. I assume this meant that
they'd discovered the unified field theory, with four symmetries: time, cause and effect, angular momentum, and the
inside out symmetry. In Texas they had found that this caused the occurrence of Chinese mind crime, people who use
cause and effect in the opposite direction. They also said they were going to forget their physics, and I should
remember it when I grew up. The plan was to end crime by forcing all the criminals to try and live it with the direction of
cause and effect reversed. Then we'de experience time as progressing with the extinction.
Erica's extended family has a permanent contact with me, and every few years they check up on what I'm doing. When
they met me first in the woods in summer of 1994, we couldn't actually see each other, and they signaled with a
flashlight. Some people had tried to start a war for us to fight in the middle of the night. Last time I ran into them
directly, they gave me a gold dragon necklace for fifty years of childhood marriage to Erica.